Camp Tawonga

What is Camp Tawonga?


1.

A summer camp that middle-aged Jewish hippies send their kids to. Defintily the best place on earth.

Sad Child 1: My parent's sent me to Swig.

Sad Child 2: My parent's sent me to Newman.

Sad Child 3: I went with my parent's to Mather.

Happy Child: My parent's sent me to Tawonga!

All the Other Children: LUCKY!


47

Random Words:

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..
1. To be unemployed for so long that you become fat and bloated. Your mother is so fat and lazy she's become unemploded. Your mother ..
1. Lost Creek is a small town in the boonies between Robstown and Driscoll. Mostly Private Property so you can party up, Lots of cows and t..