Campbell Student Edit Meaning

1.

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life

Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.

See Matthew

2.

a person who spends a minimum of several hours a week at Wal-Mart, where all the people from Dunn complain about the uppity Campbell kids not realizing in their own stupidity that we contribute heavily to their economy, guess thats what they get for not graduating high school.

Hey you wanna go with me to Wal-Mart?

See Ben