Campbelling

What is Campbelling?

To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.

Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"

Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"

...

*BOOM*

Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"

See contradiction, dumb, ambidextrous

Poison The Illgotten Skill

1. 1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SK..

Donut

1. 1. A stunt performed in a car. 2. Breakfast of champions, admired by Homer J. Simpson. 3. Cop food. 4. Love hole. See: alcove, bat c..

Flimge

1. someone like jason gallimore who is too sexy for truth god she is a flimge, i would like to get with her. See hot, fit, sexy, milf, fl..

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