What is Campbelling?
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To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.
Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"
Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"
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*BOOM*
Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc..
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Equal to zero.
"How many times did Kelly mention my name?" -Zack
"Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zippity do da!" -Screech..
