Campbelling

What is Campbelling?


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To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.

Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"

Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"

...

*BOOM*

Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"

See contradiction, dumb, ambidextrous


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