What is Campenstance?
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Any number of random occurrences incidents, or mishaps that take place during a camping trip (usually as a result of massive alcohol consumption).
Ken burnt a hole in his pants while jumping over the campfire to get another beer out of the cooler. We just chalked it up to campenstance.
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