Campenstance

What is Campenstance?

Any number of random occurrences incidents, or mishaps that take place during a camping trip (usually as a result of massive alcohol consumption).

Ken burnt a hole in his pants while jumping over the campfire to get another beer out of the cooler. We just chalked it up to campenstance.

See happenstance, camping, mishap, accident

Doesn't Know His Brass From His Oboe

1. Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know..

Unnerve

1. to frighten, or upset you unnerve me!! See stephanie..

Gooby

1. The male reproductive gland, aka the penis "Daddy, why is mommy kissing your gooby" 2. A strange or awkward appearance. &q..

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