Campenstance

What is Campenstance?

Any number of random occurrences incidents, or mishaps that take place during a camping trip (usually as a result of massive alcohol consumption).

Ken burnt a hole in his pants while jumping over the campfire to get another beer out of the cooler. We just chalked it up to campenstance.

See happenstance, camping, mishap, accident

Zorni

1. (n) a piece of shit, a small meat (n) a general term for someone that you dislike. Chris Ceconi is a zorni because he plays golf every..

Inebriation Proclamation

1. The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereb..

Domineezy

1. the act of utterly dominating at an event, such as Hearts. "yo, im the total Domineezy in this here crib ma nizzles." See al..

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