Campers

What is Campers?


1.

Illness often experienced by people who refer to themselves as camp counselors.

Symptoms Include:

-feelings of constantly being followed around by groups of children

-sleep deprivation

-hearing simple, repetitive questions such as, "What are we doing next?" and "When's pool time?"

-finding minor lapses in personal hygiene completely acceptable

-need to make up code words to use in place of inappropriate words and phrases

-fire addiction

-frequent yelling

-bouts of complete insanity

-darkening of exposed areas of skin

Campers is most prevalent in the summer and often goes into multiple, brief periods of remission (often after week-long periods of symptoms) before finally going away.

I can't, I have campers.

See camper, camp, bluestone, counselor, illness, disease, tents, hogans, adventure, retreat

2.

Any group of people that continue to sit at at a restaurant table well after they have finished and paid for their meal.

I can't turn my tables because they are filled with campers.

See waitress, restaurant, food

3.

Used by restaurant servers to describe a table of people who have completely finished dining, but continue to just sit there for hours and not order anything.

" I can't cash out and go home yet, because those campers at table 15 haven't paid yet!!"

" The wait at the door is so long because of all these campers!"

See camping, camper, waitress

4.

adjective: Used to describe any situation or event that was intense

reasoning: campers are in tents

Damn, that movie Kids was straight up campers.

See camp, camper, intense


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