What is Campers?
1.
Illness often experienced by people who refer to themselves as camp counselors.
Symptoms Include:
-feelings of constantly being followed around by groups of children
-sleep deprivation
-hearing simple, repetitive questions such as, "What are we doing next?" and "When's pool time?"
-finding minor lapses in personal hygiene completely acceptable
-need to make up code words to use in place of inappropriate words and phrases
-fire addiction
-frequent yelling
-bouts of complete insanity
-darkening of exposed areas of skin
Campers is most prevalent in the summer and often goes into multiple, brief periods of remission (often after week-long periods of symptoms) before finally going away.
I can't, I have campers.
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2.
Any group of people that continue to sit at at a restaurant table well after they have finished and paid for their meal.
I can't turn my tables because they are filled with campers.
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3.
Used by restaurant servers to describe a table of people who have completely finished dining, but continue to just sit there for hours and not order anything.
" I can't cash out and go home yet, because those campers at table 15 haven't paid yet!!"
" The wait at the door is so long because of all these campers!"
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4.
adjective: Used to describe any situation or event that was intense
reasoning: campers are in tents
Damn, that movie Kids was straight up campers.
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