Campi

What is Campi?

A campi is someone who gets laid by ugly twins, jacks off in front of friends, and puts his hand in semen that doesn't belong to him.

Look at that idiot; a total Campi

See campi, strippers, semen, twins, idiot

Epoch Fail

1. When entering a date earlier than 1970 results in an error or crash. Coined by xkcd. "I can't enter any of my Silver Age comi..

Throat Gaggler

1. A throat gaggler is a woman who can suck your dick deep into her throat without choking on it. That girl I took home last night sucked ..

Coffee

1. The best drink ever... glory... " I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double" ..

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