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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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a covert sexual maneuvre when the pants of the sleeping victim are "slipped" off and the agressor "dips" his member ..
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adj. Something that is so amazingly terrific that even the average guy would prefer it to sex.
Guy1: "Wow that roller-coaster was ..
