Campo

What is Campo?


1.

Short term for campus police. A state trained police officer who does not have the right to carry a gun and works for a college campus. Campo has nothing better to do than bust hard working students for having a little fun. They are known for arresting well respected students for appearing inebriated or having a small marijuana stem in their desk drawer. They are very rude, and have no respect for privacy. They also think that every student is up to no good.

Campo saw a girl walking up the hill to her dormitory in high heels and a party dress. They suspected she was inebriated because she was having a hard time walking and fell into the street. "Help I twisted my ankle" said the girl. "stand up and walk in a straight line, we suspect you're drunk" said campo. "I'm not drunk, it's just really hard to walk up an icy sidewalk in dead winter because the school's budget doesnt allow road salt" the girl replied. "well if you're not drunk, do you smoke pot?" asked campo. "No I'm coming home from work" said the girl. "Come down to the station we need to find something to bust you for, we're bored" replied campo.

See assholes, rams, thundercunt, marijuana, alcohol, school, college, party, drinking

2.

A police officer working for a college or university. Campus + police = campo. Generally a derisive term.

Don't drink beer in Willy's Pub or that campo will write you up.

See cop, police officer, jack booted thug, meter maid

3.

Campo dei Fiori, Campo de Fiori, or simply just Campo.

The most glorious place in Rome.

Home to many pubs and restaurants, a hookah bar Sciams which is home to everyone, and basically a great nightlife place.

Will get boring after a while, but it's CAMPO... where else are you going to go?

- Are you going out tonight?

- Where?

- Campo... where else?

See fosters, campo, beer, drunk

4.

A two wheeled God of V-Twins consisting of much sex appeal and envy from others who wish to be just like him.

Campo only needs half an engine. We all bow down to he who rides like Campo.


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