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A presumption that was made in ill...
Sorry, that was illpresumptuized.
See presumptuous, ill, chillaxin..
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A fake mustache
The only thing my Shaft costume still needs is a stache-thetic.
See stache, mustache, toupee, wig, hairpiece, hair pie..
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A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper (vagina)
Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
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