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When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.
See keys, lost, emerg..
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peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or mayb..
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Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about &ap..