What is Can City?
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When one becomes too intoxicated to hold on to a beer bottle they are sent to this fictional land where they lose bottle privileges and are allowed to drink cans of beer only. Additionally, whoever breaks the most bottles is named "Mayor of Can City" and is responsible for giving a population count each time someone new enters Can City.
Butterfingers over here just broke 4 beer bottles and is looking to become Mayor of Can City population 1!
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The act flossing while you drive a red convertible Chrysler Seabring while listening to Kenny Gand scrtching te sphincter muscle near th..
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aka masturbation
"What are you doing up"
"Oh, umm, I was just blowing my nose"
alas, late night nose blowing
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