What is Can City?
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When one becomes too intoxicated to hold on to a beer bottle they are sent to this fictional land where they lose bottle privileges and are allowed to drink cans of beer only. Additionally, whoever breaks the most bottles is named "Mayor of Can City" and is responsible for giving a population count each time someone new enters Can City.
Butterfingers over here just broke 4 beer bottles and is looking to become Mayor of Can City population 1!
Random Words:
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A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
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A description for a tire so good that it looks delicious.
Person 1: I got new tires on my car.
Person 2: They look tirelicious!
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