What is Can Of Zero?
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A complete douche bag. Usually a douche bag is older than 25, who resides with their parents, on a farm, can't tie their own tie, and are most commonly teachers.
That man is such a can of zero, I would like to hit him with a bulldozer.
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The night of the week where it is okay to cheat on your significant other with a member of the same sex.
Did you see Fezz and Matt last..