What is Can Of Zero?
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A complete douche bag. Usually a douche bag is older than 25, who resides with their parents, on a farm, can't tie their own tie, and are most commonly teachers.
That man is such a can of zero, I would like to hit him with a bulldozer.
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Also: noobinate; noobinated
The act of being turned into a noob from lack of pwnination.
L337H4XX0R: 0h n0, I'm a victim of noobi..
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A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice t..