What is Can Of Zero?
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A complete douche bag. Usually a douche bag is older than 25, who resides with their parents, on a farm, can't tie their own tie, and are most commonly teachers.
That man is such a can of zero, I would like to hit him with a bulldozer.
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The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.
Also called Pierre le Toque.
Used by some hippies to make their friends par..