Can Opener Edit Meaning

1.

a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.

1. that was a fucking mean can opener

2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.

lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.

See jackknife, nutcracker, flying squirrel, cannonball, bellyflop

2.

a fart that takes the cake.

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?

3.

A sharp edged weapon, usually used to cut open mexicans dominicans puerto ricans or african americans.

He was being a dick so I had to use my can opener on him.

See blade, shiv, steel, knife, shank

4.

When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.

Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.

See dirty sanchez, oral sex, balls, tony danza, whore, bitch

5.

a derogatory term for a male homosexual

Check out those two guys, I bet you they are a pair of can openers

See homo, fag, gay, queer, faggot

6.

Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.

Almost toxic.

As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.

7.

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!