What is Can Your Granny Sew??
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A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.
English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"
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"I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!!" is the call of a n00b, no doubt. No official Sauceror would ruin their mystical attitudes..