What is Can Your Granny Sew??
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A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.
English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"
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Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.
You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet.&qu..
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giving head. blowjob.
Why don't you give that man your best doughnut smile.
See smile, doughnut, donut, oral, head, betsie..
