Canadark

What is Canadark?


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The fifth season in Canada. It's the same as winter, except there is no sunlight for 8 weeks. Its usually a bad time to be out because you can get attacked by polar bears, who basically run the country during Canadark.

The order goes: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and finally, Canadark.

Jim: Where are you? Its too dark in here

Frank: On the couch!

Jim: What are you doing this Canadark?

Frank: Im playing Halo 3 and getting laid.

Jim: Because the darkness hides your ugliness?

Frank: Exactly!

Jim: Have you seen my sister?

Frank: -grin-

See winter, halo, sex, animals, dude


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