What is Canadark?
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The fifth season in Canada. It's the same as winter, except there is no sunlight for 8 weeks. Its usually a bad time to be out because you can get attacked by polar bears, who basically run the country during Canadark.
The order goes: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and finally, Canadark.
Jim: Where are you? Its too dark in here
Frank: On the couch!
Jim: What are you doing this Canadark?
Frank: Im playing Halo 3 and getting laid.
Jim: Because the darkness hides your ugliness?
Frank: Exactly!
Jim: Have you seen my sister?
Frank: -grin-
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