Canadian

What is Canadian?


1.

Canadian, a native of Canada, from the Algonquin word meaning "my village". Canada is a bilingual (French and English) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, Alaska and the North Pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and Americans, and, in the south, by our American cousins, many of whom are former Canadians--a people of many origins, including aboriginals.

G-d bless, North America, including Mexico--such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.

The home of Canada Dry, Canadian Club, hockey, baseball, basketball, the telephone, the Credit Union, the bluenose, the RCMP and many great "American" actors.

2.

Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:

Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;

Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.

Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.

Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!

Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.

See hockey player, awesome, intelligence

3.

Expression for black people used by whites as "code" when they want to refer to blacks in a semi-derogatory manner without being detected in a group of people

"Jeezus, look at all the Canadians out tonight."

See canadiens, spooks, porch monkey, jigs

4.

Canadians don't live in igloos or fucking log cabins, and hell no, we don't say 'aboot'You fucking retards. We live in normal houses with normal roofs, windows and fucking doors. And hell ya we make damn good beer and better at hockey, and lastly, we don't say eh? at every end of the fucking sentence. You think canadians are a bunch of idiots, take a look at BUSH (that fag)

Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Mike Meyers ,etc - people that are nothing but talented and born in Canada (Canadian)

See hockey, beer, partying, rock, poutine

5.

A person residing in or born in Canada.

Superior to other countries in the following areas: hockey, healthcare, peace, tolerance, beer, maple syrup, government.

Able to take credit for the following inventions (not nearly the entire list): basketball (yes, actually invented by a Canadian - do some research), electron microscope, goalie mask, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper...

Canadians are the best humans in the world.

See canadian, canada, superior, hockey, peace, tolerance, beer, maple, syrup, basketball, electron, microscope, goalie, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper

6.

Someone who is proud to live in the country they live in.

My name is Kanthia, and I am Canadian.

See canada, canadia, awesome, country, people

7.

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

See beer, canada, molson, ale, canadian


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