What is Canadian Midget?
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When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
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2.
Small or short person from Canada.
Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.
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A follow up after you break up with someone (If you're a complete douche bag).
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