What is Canadian Midget?
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When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
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2.
Small or short person from Canada.
Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.
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A device very similar to Life Alert, only it can be used by a white person of any age. A button is pressed whenever I nigger is approach..
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very small; can hardley see it
1. Dude, your penis is a kan'ardley,so small, I kan'ardley see it!
2. Are you sure you know..