Canadian Texas

What is Canadian Texas?


1.

The Canadian province of Alberta.

Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.

Adam: Hey honey, do you want to go to Calgary for the Stampede? Lots of cute cowboy to watch!

Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.

See canada, texas, conservative, alberta, cowboy

2.

A small town located in the Panhandle of Texas. Very boring, known for its many mexicans and many pot smokers. The few people that inhabit it are "canadians" though they are not in any way from Canada and are not fluent in anything BUT spanish.

(random person)

"Oh look! it says they're from Canadian Texas! Dudes! Are you from Canada?? C'mon say it! Say "eh?"

(canadians)

"Fucking morons, it says we're from TEXAS!"

See canada, boring, moron, texas


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