What is Canadian Trap Door?
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When engaged in the coital act, the man spreads maple syrup all over his partner but leaves her back covered, then rolls her into missionary position. After finishing, the woman should be stuck to the bed (and more importantly, horrified and flailing while trying to escape). Thus, a Canadian Trap Door.
"Joey took Anne down to the Comfort Inn and gave her the ol' Canadian Trap Door. Luckily Canada has free health care because they needed to operate immediately."
"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."
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A white girl who has chosen not to have sex. She is tight and white. Hence, tighty-whitey.
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