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When you Jack-Off on your girl's Canteloupes.
Cindy is not on the pill, and I didn't have any condoms, so I pulled out and di..
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Getting a bag of meatloaf and a microphone. Shove both firmly in your ass and let someone scream at your ass really loudly as meatloaf e..
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The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the fi..