What is Canaids?
1.
It can only be spread by males through a random and hilarious discharge of semen projected through any clothing. Anything it comes into contact with contracts the disease. Other than the discharge, there is no symptoms for males. For females, the disease leaves and increasing sense of itchiness on limbs and an exponentially increasing urge to have raunchy sex with the nearest Canadian.
Holy shit John! What the hell! You weren't wearing protection?! You gave me Canaids!
Doctor: I'm sorry Jane, It appears that you've caught every disease known to man, and several known to monkey.
Jane: Even Canaids?!
Doctor: Especially Canaids.
See
Random Words:
1.
When the pattern of a hammock is indented into your back.
I passed out on the hammock for 12 hours and had a bad case of hammock back w..
1.
The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.
"Doctor, this is a case of au..
