Canal Fulton

What is Canal Fulton?


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Tiny ass town in Ohio along the Erie Canal, stuck right between Canton and Akron. Village is officially a "City" but still maintains its biker bar, village idiot, and pointless political babble. High school graduates can expect to go on to Stark State college to major in smoking pot and going tanning too often.

The town has approximately 1 pizza place per 15 people, an unlimited number of places to get a bad haircut, and an ace crimefighting police force that shoots squirrels behind the post office and wrangles cows that wander out into the street.

"Where the hell is canal fulton?"

See canal, erie, redneck, local, yokal


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