Canastard

What is Canastard?


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A specific type of Bastard. Commonly found in Canada, playing a friendly game of Canasta or in the Cancer Ward. They will strip you of your dignity and underwear and then proceed to sell it on Ebay

That Canastard just raped my Hand

See canasta, canada, cancer, cards, bastard


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