What is Can-cake?
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Similar to Donkey Punch wherein doing either doggie style or missionary, the male chuggs his beer then tries to pancake the beer can on the females forehead right before ejaculation. This makes it a lil bit tighter and gives you just enough time to run like hell for the door. This is a good tip for all you tree huggers worried about recycling.
Dude bro! I was with Jessica last night and everything was going fine till she called me dumb AGAIN. So I can-caked her right in the forehead before I came and havent called her since!
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When having sex with people/animals that moans like donkeys.
Listen mate, that guy is slapping the donkey.
I miss slapping my donkeywh..
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A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.
Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend
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