Cancer Burrito

What is Cancer Burrito?


1.

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!

David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.

Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!

David: You know it!

See deadly, cancer, burrito, beaner

2.

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!

David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.

Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!

David: You know it!

See burrito, cancer, deadly


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