Cancer Merchant Edit Meaning

1. Painful toilet experience Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks li..

1. When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as..

1. A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expens..