What is Cancer-wand?
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A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.
Instructions -
1. Pick up wand.
2. Point at TV.
3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"
variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.
When an American comes on TV.
Random Words:
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What you do to try to clear a furball out of your throat
Shit I had to do the old latenihtgargle after eating my wife last night...
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when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include
dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,
beating..
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When you are getting oral pull out before you ejaculate then jack off all over her face then tell her you glazed her like a donut.
In t..
