Cancer-wand

What is Cancer-wand?


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A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.

Instructions -

1. Pick up wand.

2. Point at TV.

3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"

variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.

When an American comes on TV.


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