Cancer-wand

What is Cancer-wand?

A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.

Instructions -

1. Pick up wand.

2. Point at TV.

3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"

variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.

When an American comes on TV.

Bren

1. Adj - Robust; full flavored; Substantial. The cup of coffee was bren. See robust, hearty, aroma, sensual, thin, flacid 2. "The ..

Inf Ninja

1. (noun) 1. a player of the online FPS Infiltration who displays a marked ability to kill an opponent with great speed at close ranges. of..

Qbomb

1. ANYTHING AWESOME/EPIC, often used as an adjective. That Transformers 2 movie, was THE QBOMB! See epic, awesome, sweet 1. ANYTHING AW..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cancer-wand Edit Meaning