Cancer-wand

What is Cancer-wand?

A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.

Instructions -

1. Pick up wand.

2. Point at TV.

3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"

variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.

When an American comes on TV.

Gimmickry

1. A pattern of tricks designed to confuse. "I'm not going to take part in your gimmickry!" See The Grammar Nazi..

Any Kine

1. Pidgin english spoken in Hawaii- "anyhow, anyway" Kimo when try fo make any kine wit my cheeck last nite!!! See pidgin, kine..

Irdgas

1. it stands for I Really Dont Give A Shit Stacy: Oh em gee IRDGAS about your new perm. Lisa: Omfg whi nawt? Stacy: cuz i just dunt kaa..

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