What is Cancer-wand?
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A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.
Instructions -
1. Pick up wand.
2. Point at TV.
3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"
variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.
When an American comes on TV.
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