Cancer-wand

What is Cancer-wand?

A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.

Instructions -

1. Pick up wand.

2. Point at TV.

3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"

variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.

When an American comes on TV.

Z Team

1. A group of guys who talk about doing a lot of shit, but usually get drunk or stoned instead. I was hanging out with the Z Team yesterda..

Zac Martin

1. The most amazing guy a girl will find. He is one of the best skateboarders to a girl. He gives the girl he likes the world. Nothing coul..

Penguin 5 5 5 5

1. to misconstrue, to lie I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the tit..

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