Cancer-wand

What is Cancer-wand?

A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.

Instructions -

1. Pick up wand.

2. Point at TV.

3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"

variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.

When an American comes on TV.

Hyrex

1. An extremely good paladin playing for a nooby guild. Usually gets blamed when the tanks dies. Gloats for all his epix..... arkot: hey..

Smilin' Bob

1. 1. Chris Hein's dad. 2. Anyone who takes enzyte. 3. Anyone who smiles excessively Wow, i bet smilin bob took his enzyte today!..

Allbody

1. The body of an elderly fat man that has undergone frontmutation. Old geaser, sitting in his chair beeing really fat and disgusting. the..

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