Cancer-wand

What is Cancer-wand?

A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.

Instructions -

1. Pick up wand.

2. Point at TV.

3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"

variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.

When an American comes on TV.

Zension

1. The act of dying within 2 seconds of becoming main caller in Dynamis(on Final Fantasy 11) Damn, they just go Zension'd See death,..

Tekku9

1. B. 1983. An Elite game/otaku/net user whom is residing in an small canadian city dependant on oil and agriculture Damn that tekku9 guy ..

Joshu2uber

1. A kid on youtube that is friends with the very popular ChristianU2uber (famous for his hit single, "Stop Calling me a Homo) He is ..

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