Cancer-wand

What is Cancer-wand?

A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.

Instructions -

1. Pick up wand.

2. Point at TV.

3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"

variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.

When an American comes on TV.

Yadameen

1. You know what I mean. You know what I`m Talkin about. yadameen though cuz?..

Nigmaid

1. 1. a black person mixed with a mermaid. 2. a black girl who can't spread her legs. "Damn, how was that girl aubrey last nigh..

Campin

1. Its when a bro is always staying at your house, like all the time, sometimes even when you ain't home. Dude is always at your hous..

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