What is Cancer-wand?
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A device that is used when watching TV and some excessively annoying TV personality comes on.
Instructions -
1. Pick up wand.
2. Point at TV.
3. Scream "I hope you get cancer, you f**king piece of sh*t"
variations - AIDS wand, Polio wand, Syphilis wand. These can all be combined into one extra special wand.
When an American comes on TV.
Random Words:
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A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of..
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a song by motorhead talking about the best punk band in the history of the world, the ramones
'misfits, twilight zone, R.A.M.O.N.E..
