Candar

What is Candar?

Canadian Radar

Equipped by most Canadians. The ability to tell the difference between a true Canadian and trying-to-be-Canadian-American.

Fake-Canadian American: "I'm from Canada"

Canadian: "Canada eh? Where about?"

Fake-Canadian American: "Ah... Vancouver?!"

Canadian: "Huh cool so you're from the east coast?"

Fake-Canadian American: "Definitely!"

Canadian: "It's on the west coast you American, I knew you weren't Canadian from the beginning, I've got the Candar!"

See canada, canadian, radar, gaydar, american

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