Candice Edit Meaning

1.

Carnal, caramel, clitoral CONFECTION, kept cosily-wrapped in the pocket of a lady's bergen jacket.

"Can you kindly caress my CANDICE?" was Alice's candid request, as she nimbly unpeeled the salientsweet from the plush, pinkwrappings of her family pack.

For Basil, a renowned professor of romance languages at the Frinton and Clacton College of Carnal Knowledge, to comply with the lady's wishes was the work of a moment. As he began to tonguethe tufted toffee and nibblethe nugget of nougatwith a long-practised technique, the cunning linguist quickly provoked an appreciative response.

"Ooh!" gushed Alice, as her belaboured bocca released a shower of tropical juice, "you certainly know how to tease the Malteser*! I've never had my lozengelicked so proficiently before."

Sucking on the ample sugar-lump, Basil had his mouth full and so was unable to contribute politely to the conversation. However, squinting up through the thatchon the lady's bottle-blonde property, he winked conspiratorially to indicate that he was enjoying his work.

(* Maltesersare small, round delicacies, with honeycomb centres, popular in the UKand the former British colony of Malta.)

See bobbie, bb, hirsute, hershey, marathon, snickers, knickers, minogue, popsicle, lollipop, poppet, popcorn, polo, boiling, clam, candy, acliteration, facienda, jackie, button, jelly tots, smarties, gusset, gum, sucking, licking, sweetie, tweeter

2.

the most wonderful and amazing girl in the universe. she is beautiful in every way, both inside and outside.

wow!!! i can't believe i know a candice!

See candy, amazing, pretty, beautiful, great

3.

someone lovely who makes an entire room light up with just a smile. Pure and innocent. A being of total perfection; flawless.

i think i fell in love. that girl was a total candice...

See beautiful, smart, funny, good, pure

4.

Contrary to definitions 1 and 2 of this word, it means nothing of the sort. Clearly the authors of this definition are males who have been scorned by women/transvestites named Candice. But they cannot and should not blame it on Candice, but rather the fact that they are so horny and foul that they will have sex with any female (whether she has a penis or not). Candice is a beautiful, smart and sexy girl with a terrific sense of humor.

Bob: Did you see that new girl in accounting?

Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.

See madeleine, candace, crop dusting, dickweed, love

5.

a filler word better used to describe a person place or thing that is just plain stup.

1.that dumb bih candice.

See spec, colon, cord, pen

6.

A Cannibal

I ate someone yetserday.

YOUR A Candice?

See cannibal, candice, yesterday, ate, i

7.

a girl who enjoys gold digging and playing men to get to the goods

john : i dated this chick.. all she wanted was sex.

chad: major candice, bro. major. you want some soft pretzel?

See sex, vagina, wade, candace, honry, teddieee

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