Candidate

What is Candidate?


1.

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.

Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

See poop, turd, shipwreck in shallow water, feces, shit

2.

Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P

See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate!

Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.

See date, hottie, material, bonus, amazing


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