What is Candle?
1.
A device used for nun masturbation.
People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.
2.
a person with red pubes
aka red haired kid (ginger) with red pubes
dude zack is such a fucking candle
red in the head fire in the bed
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3.
A burning chunk of wax that usually smells like ass.
Gahhhh....your ass smells like candle.
4.
its made of wax.fire
its dark...light a candle
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5.
noun, refers to people who have pumpkin heads, and beheave like a candle. Weak, ever changing, sometimes rages out of control. Used in conjunction with other nouns. i.e. head, dick, mantle.
"Hey candle~head." "Please refrain from tall, tall, talk.." "Talking? to you like this candle dick?" "AAAUUGHHHRTHHHAAGRGHAT (Tap, destroy)"
6.
When a dude blows his load all over a chick's face and she let's it dry.
Goddamn, I made a candle out of that girl.
7.
any small graspable object especially a remote control. It is akin to 'thingammujig'
The origin of the word is an everyday homage to chris morris; when interviewing a member of the public he asked them to "grasp the candle <microphone> and bang on.."
student two: Has anyone seen the candle?
student one: It's under that plate of .....mould..
student one: Shouldn't 'student one' speak first?
student two: I'm just doing my thing, mixing things up.
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