Candom

What is Candom?


1.

A product made of latex rubber, invented possibly by drunk college students, that fits confortably over a regular soda can. The supposed purpose of the candom is to keep your drink cool while outside, though it is mostly used for a laugh.

Hey man, is your beer getting cold? Put a candom on it.

See condom, rubber, soda, can, beer

2.

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

See rubber, condom, herpes, itch, std, hpv, aids

3.

A condom so large, it fits over a standard can of soup. Typically used as a humorus method of demonstrating proper condom usage to teenagers.

So large, he could fit a candom.

See Masamune


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