Candy Apple Steamer

What is Candy Apple Steamer?

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

Happo

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Not Too Swift

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Textsturbate

1. v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment. Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation Gilbert textsturbates so..

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