What is Candy Ass?
1.
(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
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1.
a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at
Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight
2.
wuss, wimp, someone who is easily scared or avoids dangerous situations
That Candy Ass won't go skydiving with us.
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3.
A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type
Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.
4.
A Sissy
That candy ass over there is going to get his ass kicked
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Richard Simmons.
Hey who's that candyass sweatin' to the oldies?
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(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.
"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."
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A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.
That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.
