Candy Cane Lisp

What is Candy Cane Lisp?

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?

Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.

Seth: WHAT?!

Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

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