What is Candy Dick?
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When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
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Random Words:
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1.How a hick says son of a bitch.
2.Saying son of a bitch at a high tempo.
You sonuvabitch Cletus! Don't you know how to make you..
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means that you suck ass at drawing.
"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically c..