What is Candy Dick?
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When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
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The lady with the beak who lays underneath your asshole while you take a hot dump all over her hot beaks.
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Exclamation (Scottish) used offensively towards people whose trousers are clearly too short for their legs. Derived from the resemblanc..
