What is Candy Dick?
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When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
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A womens genitals which are tight, well groomed and look great, in fact it's fadgetastic
Your mums moist beaver is fadgetastic
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A musical device that hangs from one's scrotum piercing; allows one to know from which direction they are being fucked.
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A variety of douche chillthat centers upon an individual's failure to recognize the use of a meme, and the subsequent embarassment ..
