What is Candy Dick?
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When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
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Random Words:
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used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.
Man, that guy's as dumb as a bag 'o' hammers.
See dumbass, idiot, do..
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A 3700lbs car
Thats a big bitch!
See Ford..