Candy Joke

What is Candy Joke?

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shitbut by the end of the night she IS a "joke."

2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.

3. A female who is way overrated.

-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."

-"I wouldn't waste a rubberon that candy joke."

See tease, flirt, overrated, broad, sorority, bimbo

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