What is Candy Kane?
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The perfect Christmassy name if you are called
Can be edited to 'Candy Cane', 'Cain' or other such variations.
Kane: I feel so depressed. It doesn't feel like christmas.
Jane: change your name to candy kane!!!
candy kane: YAYYYYYY.
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