Candy Shop

What is Candy Shop?


1.

A happy place where innocent little children go to buy candy! Shame on you, where you expecting something different!

Bobby bought a lolipop at the candy shop.

2.

A place where women are respected, put on display, and treated like human beings and not sex objects pouring chocolate all over each other..aww who the hell am I kidding, thanks to 50 Cent, a "candy shop" is basically a place where girls like me are painted up like streetwalking whores, make out with other girls, and degrade ourselves all the while shaking our asses in 50 Cent's face and happily sucking on his "lollypop". And umm, "LET" us lick the lollypop?? As if sucking your crusty ass d*ck is a favor. By the way, Im not a 50 Cent-hater, I used to love your music..when it was actually good. PAYCE =D

50 Cent: "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollypop. Go 'head girl dont you stop. Keep goin' 'till you hit the spot WOAHHHHH"

3.

50 cent's way of saying that he wants a BJ. 'The candy shop' is the sleaziest and most pointless song ever written by him - and considering that whenever he does a song or even part of a song, he mentions something about a woman sucking his dick, that is saying a lot. Basically, a song by a desperate monkey-like american about beautiful women just pleading to suck on his crusty, 2 inch black cock. Sorry fifty, it don't happen to humans, it aint gonna happen to a chimpanzee.

Welcome to the candy shop

Fuck it, just suck my cock

I'm gonna give you all I got

Which turns out to be not a lot

Cos I really have a tiny cock

So you'll have to use a microscop!

Duh-nuh-nuh-neh-nurr!

4.

Candy Shop (in 50 Cent Terms) is NOT:

1. A bedroom

2. A Wh*r* House

3. A place with attractive people

It IS:

50 cents pants "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"

You can imagine wut the lollipop is

Its a terrible song and I cant believe I ever liked it because its all about havin sex, like every other rap song there is, and im sick of guys talkin bout gurls like were their play thangs.

Guy: "Heyy wanna go to the Candy Shop with me??"

Gurl with class: "*smack*"

See Carrie

5.

A store in which candy is sold.

Tim: I'm hungry

Tom: Let's go get something to eat!

Tim: I only have 50 cents

Tom: It's ok, you could get something for that much at the candy shop down the street

Tim: Ok let's go

See candy, sweets, cookies, lolly pop, chocolate

6.

candy shop is a place whurr when u look around everything u see is pleezin to look at...its candy for yo eyes background: 50 cent sed it on the making of his video "Candy Shop"

"ill take u to the candy shop i'll let u lick the lollipop go ahead gurl dont u stop keep goin till u hit that spot"

-50 Cent

7.

A whore house. A place for men (or women) ;) to go to find hott girls and hott sex, too. Example: In 50 Cent's Candy Shop video.

"I'll take ya to the candy shop, I'll letcha lick the lolly pop..." Where "candy shop" is the whore house, and "lolly pop" is his "place".

See Liz


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