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1) fun-sized.
2) likes mountain dew because it is the first part of her last name.
3) thinks that nachos are not yours, but hers.
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Another way of desciribing a footjob, its derived from the classic Australian car the mach FJ Holden.
I got this girl home from the pub..
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A brand of footwear created in England and worn predominantly by those in the punk or skinhead cultures.
It is not spelled Doc Martins...