What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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Random Words:
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a girl who can dent a car by just hitting it with her hips.
Also, a song by the band It's Prom Night! and possibly a superhero.
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