What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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The loins of a lesbian.
We bruised each others lesbiloins while scissoring.
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The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should.
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