What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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Lebanon High School is in a city near Dayton Ohio where all the poor, inbreds live. Lebanon has three gas stations and a public pool and..