What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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Random Words:
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One who hits the snooze button a hundred times before waking up.
Roomate: Why are you still asleep dude I heard you alarm go off like 2..