What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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A broken beer bottle, used by poor people as a weapon.
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a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
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