What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities..
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People in excess of 300 lbs. that appear disgusting to others.
"That fat lady has some serious gross weight! GROSS!"
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verb
To act dramatic in a way that is subtle yet noticeable.
Robbie: Did you notice during the meeting Christa and Clarisa were stari..