What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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Someone who claims that the signs of the impending financial disaster were obvious all along, despite never having mentioned anything at..
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Son of a ginger woman from Scotland who craves Italy and chubby chav girls who shall not be named.
But he does.
Keir, your aunties hee..
