What is Candylander?
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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Hellon Earth, located in Mission Viejo, CA.
Part of the Saddleback Valley Unified School District (SVUSD).
Ruled by unjust forces of ..