Canine Cologne

What is Canine Cologne?

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?

It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

See urine, cologne, smell, dogs

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Sharpie Darkie

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