Canis Doorknobicus

What is Canis Doorknobicus?

A stupid dog. Used when a dog does something stupid. Implies that said dog is as dumb as a doorknob.

Dog refuses to do tricks, then flips out and plays dead at the sight of its own shadow.

Owner: (Rolls eyes) Canis Doorknobicus!

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