Canis Major

What is Canis Major?

Penile arousal (erection, hard-on, boner) brought about by watching nature documentaries featuring wolves. From the movie "Outbreak."

"Dude, seeing those dogs humping totally gave Steve-O a Canis Major!"

See erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, cockhard

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