What is Cank?
1.
For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.
I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
2.
a blend of the words WANK and CACK, to mean something is bad, or doesn't look good.
"Tash you need a new bag, your's is ugly.."
Tash replies.."yeah i know, this bag is CANK!"
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3.
U.S Military slang, meaning to cancel summarily
If you don't shape up corporal, I will cank your promotion.
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4.
amazing, awsome, plump, cool, overflowing with greatness
"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"
"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."
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5.
Cake that is dank, or more properly delicious as hell.
Guy 1: ah man this cake is so good!
Guy 2: no, this is straight up cank!
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6.
A derogatory term for a Canadian.
Somebody who likes hockey a lot and smokes up too much.
This term was created by Johnetta P.
I hate those maple tree huggin Canks.
All those canks are takin our jobs.
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7.
female ejaculate, both a noun and a verb.
His expert cunnilingus skills made that chick squirt cank all over his face.
She canked all over his face.
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