Canking

What is Canking?

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

See wanking, cooking, snanking, masterbation, hygene, uncle knobhead

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