Cankle Protector

What is Cankle Protector?


1.

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.

N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"

A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."

N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."

See cankle, overweight, jealousy, beer goggles, blind

2.

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.

N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"

A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."

N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."

See cankle, overweight, jealousy, beer goggles, blind


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