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(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and..
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When receiving a rusty trombone the man flatulates on the hoes tongue.
Yesterday Timmy gave Alicia a rusty spit valve and she was mad.
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When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face a..