Canned Ham

What is Canned Ham?


1.

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

See tanked, smashed, drunk, ripped


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