What is Cannella'd?
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Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pants missing.
PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!
FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!